kriskenshin

Rating: NC-17 to R (for foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! - Chapter 5 – I Can Be Contrary

Somehow that FUCKING BASTARD PLANNED THIS!!! “I am NOT AFRAID!“ XD


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Note: I’m Bored again. XD

Author: KrisKenshin

Paring: RoyxEd, Implied Yaoi, Gag, Drabble

Rating: PG-13 ‘ish

Disclaimer: Don’t own it. Sheesh quit asking.

Rating: NC-17 to R (for lots of foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! - Chapter 2 - No Good, Still Blurry

As if I could EVER stop her from giving me more paperwork. “Who the hell sais shenanigans?” XD

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You remember that time when we stayed awake all night at that park on the swings and talking for hours? We came up with some crazy ideas that night. Well until that swarm attacked us and we were forced to jump in the river to get away. But you still got that one fairy stuck in your through that had managed to climb its way up your nostril. You were freaking out so bad and I laughed my ass off. GAWD that was great! XD What did you say it tasted like? Dirt? Yeah I think that’s what you said. I also had a recording device on me at the time and had my secretary put it on paper:

A Hero Among Us – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

Note: This bit was written and removed from "The Silence" just last night for not playing along with the rules. It went 'Out of Bounds' and I could NOT allow such Crack in my story. But I still kind of liked it…not a lot mind you…but a little…and I don't have a problem showing you my horrible mistakes. I hope you enjoy this atrocity because I'm sure there will be more to come. *sigh*

Author: KrisKenshin

Pairing: Roy x Ed Yaoi, Gag, Crack, Drabble, AU

Rating: NC-17 (for lots of foul language and situations of a sexual nature that are in front of Al, which is why I removed this from "The Silence" and I even had to edit some things out of this bit before I was comfortable posting what is here now because I can't even begin to tell you how much I don't like Elcrest.. I told my brain not to go there but it never listens to me…never…stupid brain…does whatever the Hell it wants to...I don't understand how it can do that... controlled by aliens or something…Roy Ed Yaoi Smut Loving Aliens…hmmm…start the anal probe any time!)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did we would still be watching new episodes, which would have ultimately ended up with Roy and Ed getting together in an overpoweringly FLUFFY way that would have lead to them constantly having SMEX in every possible situation, location, and POSITION~!

WARNING: If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.

Note: Italics = Random Thoughts…not sure where they come from.

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