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Roy: Fullmetal, I’m going home. *gets up from his chair*

Ed: I hate you and am never gonna talk to you again. *crosses his arms, slumps down in his chair and pouts about being stuck filling out paperwork before grabbing a skittle and hitting Roy smack in the middle of his forehead*

Roy: Now that’s not nice at all. You are my subordinate and you have to behave accordingly weather you want to or not! *picks up one of his own skittles off his desk and throws it back at Ed*

Ed: *get the skittle in the eye, yells and flails in a ridiculous and entirely overdramatic way before retaliating by grabbing a hand full and throwing it at Roy’s head* HA! YOU BASTARD!!

Roy: *skittles bounce off his face as he stands perfectly still glaring at Ed* You asked for it! *grabs Two hands full of skittles and throws them as hard as he can because he knows Ed’s head is hard as a rock*

Ed: *gets pelted harshly but is not affected… because his head is hard as a rock.* YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!! *transmutes a potato gun out of the floor and shoots economy sized skittle bags, pre-opened and ready for spillage EVERYWHERE, at Roy* MUAHAHAHAHA >:D

Roy: *eyes widen… only slightly cause they don’t get very big* Wow! *pulls out a big bag from nowhere, holds it out, and tries to see how many he can catch while avoiding getting hit. Then grabs a bb gun (also out of nowhere) and shoots like a sniper with the skittles as bullets* Ohh yeah, I used the skittles you shot at me! Man I be shootin you with your own amo! MUAHAHAHAHA! XD

Ed: HAHAHAHA *takes a couple painful hits before scooping up the fired rounds and putting them in a air rifle aiming for Roy’s ‘party favors’ and firing*

Roy: *smoothly dodges each shot but is no longer amused* No one messes with MY ‘PARTY FAVORS’!!! *seizes the potato gun from Ed, fills it to the brim with the skittles, fires strait at Ed and snaps his fingers at the same instant*

Ed: OH SHIT!!!! O.O!!!! SKITTLE-NAPALM!!! *is BBQ*

Roy: *chuckles because he is victorious* heh heh heh :D

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Roy: *notices the office is on fire* … damn >.<

Current Mood: confused

Kink – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble
Note: This is for Kink month at FMAyaoi. XD
Author: KrisKenshin
Paring: Ed/his hand and quite a few memories.
Genre: Implied Yaoi some Hent. a little Crest, Kink, Lemon, Drabble, what else?
Rating: NC-17+
Disclaimer: Don’t own it. I really wish I did, then Roy would not look like a duchebag in the new anime . *sadness*
WARNING: The title is “Kink” for a reason! Don’t say I didn’t warn you. :P

( Kink <---Click it, you know you want to!!! XD )

Current Mood: crazy

Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Type: Gag, Fluff, Yaoi, Lemon
Rating: NC-17 to R (for foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! - Chapter 7 – Oh God Yes!

God that's sexy! “Edward “ XD

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end chapter

Current Mood: dirty

This is a game, I’m sure you have heard of this before. The story is started and everyone adds to it, you only write as much as you are comfortable with.

( The Rules of the Game )

( START THE GAME )

11.08.08

Current Mood: predatory

Ed: Oh FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

Me: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!

Ed: YES IT IS! YOU’RE THE ONE CONTROLLING THAT ... THAT... BUTTON PAD!!

Me: ...keyboard?

Ed: THAT’S WHAT I SAD!!!

Me: um hum.

Ed: ...

Me: ...

Ed: well?

Me: I don't know what's wrong. Sorry.

Ed: You don't sound sorry.

Me: WELL I AM! I'M REAL FREAKIN SORRY!!! IT'S JUST NOT WORKING!!

Ed: ...

Me: WHAT!?!

Ed: and people call me a spaz.

Me: O.o!

Current Mood: awake

Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Type: Gag, Fluff, Yaoi, Lemon
Rating: NC-17 to R (for foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! - Chapter 6 – Rinse and Repeat

What the Hell? “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE! “ XD

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Current Mood: rejuvenated

Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Type: Gag, Fluff, Yaoi, Lemon

Rating: NC-17 to R (for foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! - Chapter 5 – I Can Be Contrary

Somehow that FUCKING BASTARD PLANNED THIS!!! “I am NOT AFRAID!“ XD

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Current Mood: awake

Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Type: Gag, Fluff, Yaoi, Lemon

Rating: NC-17 to R (for foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! – Chapter 4 – Let the Games Begin

Oh for FUCK SAKE! “Fullmetal, would you please-“ XD

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Current Mood: sleepy

Note: I’m Bored again. XD

Author: KrisKenshin

Paring: RoyxEd, Implied Yaoi, Gag, Drabble

Rating: PG-13 ‘ish

Disclaimer: Don’t own it. Sheesh quit asking.

( Ass Hole! <---located here )

Current Mood: amused

Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Type: Gag, Fluff, Yaoi, Lemon

Rating: NC-17 to R (for lots of foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! – Chapter 3 – Losing My Mind

It's not my fault they fucking STAMPEEDED! “My god Fullmetal, did you just say all that in one breath?" XD

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Current Mood: frustrated

Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Type: Gag, Fluff, Yaoi, Lemon

Rating: NC-17 to R (for lots of foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! - Chapter 2 - No Good, Still Blurry

As if I could EVER stop her from giving me more paperwork. “Who the hell sais shenanigans?” XD

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Current Mood: chipper

Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Type: Gag, Fluff, Yaoi, Lemon

Rating: NC-17 to R (for lots of foul language and graphic sexual situations)

Ths Silence! - Chapter 1 - Every…Last…!

Let the Games Begin! “Did you just say, ‘shenanigans’?” XD

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Current Mood: hyper

Happy Birthday Ed!!! – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

Note: This is from lack of anything to do. I’m bored.

Author: KrisKenshin

Pairing: Roy x Ed Yaoi, Gag, Crack, Drabble, AU, Maes

Rating: NC-17 (?? I guess *shrugs*)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! (I have something in my eye)

WARNING: This contains a mini Yaoi grenade, about the size of peanut, that I toss in the general direction of the FMA universe. If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.

( Happy Birthday Ed!!! XD <---Read it Now! )

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Current Mood: stressed

Ed:Are you talking about Al? Because I have no Idea what you would call that. Sleep, meditation, or just maybe he turns off. I couldn’t say. I shouldn’t say this, but it freaks me out when I see him like that and all the sudden he turns on his eyes. I get a chill. They are like red demon eyes. *shiver* and if he’s not turned “off” he’s up reading or wandering around at all hours of the morning. Don’t get me wrong I would die for my brother… and have, but sometimes he’s just plain creepy. So what I’m saying is could you please keep him at your place because I keep thinking he’s watching me and I haven’t been able to sleep for DAYS!! PLEASE!!!! I know you will get along Al likes EVERYONE! *puppy eyes* You could keep him in the hall closet if you wanted. I don’t think he would mind.
Me:Ummm...

Current Mood: lazy

Title: True Adventure – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction
Written by (LJ username): mayracs
Image #: 3
'verse (anime/manga): anime
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: adventure, horror, blood. This fan fiction includes blood. I warned you. XD

Spoilers: none
Pairing: none

Word Count: 1275 words

Note: This was written for the "1000 Word Picture Challenge" contest by FMA_exchange on LiveJournal.com

Summary: As children, Ed (7 years) talks Al (6 years) into investigating an abandoned haunted house that turns out to be more than they bargained for.

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, Edo or Aru. So do not say I do, because it will just hurt my feelings when I learn the truth from my lawyers. I do however own the rights to the abandoned haunted house. Wahoo!!!

( True Adventure <--- Read it Here! )

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Current Mood: accomplished

A Hero Among Us – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

Note: This bit was written and removed from "The Silence" just last night for not playing along with the rules. It went 'Out of Bounds' and I could NOT allow such Crack in my story. But I still kind of liked it…not a lot mind you…but a little…and I don't have a problem showing you my horrible mistakes. I hope you enjoy this atrocity because I'm sure there will be more to come. *sigh*

Author: KrisKenshin

Pairing: Roy x Ed Yaoi, Gag, Crack, Drabble, AU

Rating: NC-17 (for lots of foul language and situations of a sexual nature that are in front of Al, which is why I removed this from "The Silence" and I even had to edit some things out of this bit before I was comfortable posting what is here now because I can't even begin to tell you how much I don't like Elcrest.. I told my brain not to go there but it never listens to me…never…stupid brain…does whatever the Hell it wants to...I don't understand how it can do that... controlled by aliens or something…Roy Ed Yaoi Smut Loving Aliens…hmmm…start the anal probe any time!)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did we would still be watching new episodes, which would have ultimately ended up with Roy and Ed getting together in an overpoweringly FLUFFY way that would have lead to them constantly having SMEX in every possible situation, location, and POSITION~!

WARNING: If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.

Note: Italics = Random Thoughts…not sure where they come from.

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( A Hero Among Us <---- Read it Here! )

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Current Mood: amused

Ed’s Lunch – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble
Pairing: Roy x Ed x Scar x Al Implied Yaoi, Crack, Drabble
Rating: PG-13 (for foul language and insinuations of a sexual nature)
Author: KrisKenshin
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did we would still be watching new episodes, which would have ultimately ended up with Roy and Ed getting together in an overpoweringly FLUFFY way that would have lead to them constantly having SMEX in every possible situation, location, and POSITION~!
WARNING: If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.

Note: Italics = Ed’s Thoughts.

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( Ed's Lunch <---Eat Here! XD )

Current Mood: crazy

The Body – A Fullmetal Alchemist FanFiction Drabble
Pairing: Roy, Ed, Drabble, Character Death, Crack, AU
Rating: PG-13 (for Roy’s dead body and Ed’s potty mouth)
Author: KrisKenshin
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist!
Note: All conversation is held by Edward.

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( The Body <---Pass the Crack Please! )

Current Mood: energetic

Luff – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction
Pairing: Roy x Ed, Yaoi, Fluff, Drabble
Rating: PG
Author: KrisKenshin
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did we would still be watching new episodes, which would have ultimately ended up with Roy and Ed getting together in an overpoweringly FLUFFY way!
WARNING: If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.
Note: Italics = Roy’s Thoughts.

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( Luff <---Read it now! )

Current Mood: bored

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Brain Talk

Kink – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

The Silence! - Chapter 7 – Oh God Yes!

The Game...

What?

The Silence! - Chapter 6 – Rinse and Repeat

The Silence! - Chapter 5 – I Can Be Contrary

The Silence! – Chapter 4 – Let the Games Begin

Ass Hole! – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

The Silence! – Chapter 3 – Losing My Mind

The Silence! - Chapter 2 - No Good, Still Blurry

The Silence! - Chapter 1 - Every…Last…!

Happy Birthday Ed!!! XD

Please :D

True Adventure – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction

A Hero Among Us – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

Ed’s Lunch – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

The Body – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

Luff – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

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