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Roy: Fullmetal, I’m going home. *gets up from his chair*

Ed: I hate you and am never gonna talk to you again. *crosses his arms, slumps down in his chair and pouts about being stuck filling out paperwork before grabbing a skittle and hitting Roy smack in the middle of his forehead*

Roy: Now that’s not nice at all. You are my subordinate and you have to behave accordingly weather you want to or not! *picks up one of his own skittles off his desk and throws it back at Ed*

Ed: *get the skittle in the eye, yells and flails in a ridiculous and entirely overdramatic way before retaliating by grabbing a hand full and throwing it at Roy’s head* HA! YOU BASTARD!!

Roy: *skittles bounce off his face as he stands perfectly still glaring at Ed* You asked for it! *grabs Two hands full of skittles and throws them as hard as he can because he knows Ed’s head is hard as a rock*

Ed: *gets pelted harshly but is not affected… because his head is hard as a rock.* YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!! *transmutes a potato gun out of the floor and shoots economy sized skittle bags, pre-opened and ready for spillage EVERYWHERE, at Roy* MUAHAHAHAHA >:D

Roy: *eyes widen… only slightly cause they don’t get very big* Wow! *pulls out a big bag from nowhere, holds it out, and tries to see how many he can catch while avoiding getting hit. Then grabs a bb gun (also out of nowhere) and shoots like a sniper with the skittles as bullets* Ohh yeah, I used the skittles you shot at me! Man I be shootin you with your own amo! MUAHAHAHAHA! XD

Ed: HAHAHAHA *takes a couple painful hits before scooping up the fired rounds and putting them in a air rifle aiming for Roy’s ‘party favors’ and firing*

Roy: *smoothly dodges each shot but is no longer amused* No one messes with MY ‘PARTY FAVORS’!!! *seizes the potato gun from Ed, fills it to the brim with the skittles, fires strait at Ed and snaps his fingers at the same instant*

Ed: OH SHIT!!!! O.O!!!! SKITTLE-NAPALM!!! *is BBQ*

Roy: *chuckles because he is victorious* heh heh heh :D

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Roy: *notices the office is on fire* … damn >.<

Wishing Krunk, Blysse, Cheryl and enveryone else a wonderful Sunday.

What Roy did after everyone left chat last night:

Roy saunters into the sexing room littered with plush pillows of every color
Roy is naked
Roy flops down into a pile of green, red, yellow, and blue, much of which is covered in elaborate patterns snaking in gold and silver across their surfaces
Roy thinks about ruling the world
Roy is still naked
Roy cackles madly as he thinks about holding the world in his palms
Roy thinks about a tiny Ed and a tiny Havoc standing on the world he holds in his palms
Roy thinks about how the tiny Ed and tiny Havoc are also naked
Roy grins because he sees they have tiny boners
Roy gets his own boner
Roy no longer thinks of tiny Ed and tiny Havoc
Roy thinks about normal sized Ed and normal sized Havoc
Roy grins because Ed is not normal sized
Roy thinks about Ed’s hand on his aching cock
Roy moans
Roy wraps his hand around his dripping erection
Roy imagines Havoc licking his left nipple
Roy licks his lips
Roy pulls slowly up and down on his shaft
Roy is imagining Ed’s mouth doing this
Roy shudders
Roy imagines Havoc licking his right nipple
Roy thinks about eating Italian food, from that nice restaurant down the street, you know the one, with the valet parking? …Yeah that’s the one.
Roy imagines Havoc trying to swallow his tongue
Roy imagines trying very hard to help Havoc swallow his tongue
Roy imagines Ed’s head bobbing up and down in his crotch
Roy humps into his hand
Roy imagines Havoc fucking his own hand just so Roy can enjoy watching him fuck his own hand
Roy begins to pant
Roy imagines Ed taking him deeper with every bob of his head
Roy pumps his cock faster
Roy thinks about how much Havoc seems to be enjoying his hand
Roy arches his back humping harder
Roy imagines Havoc cumming
Roy imagines Havoc’s cum flying across the room, glistening in the coming dawns light, as it sail in slow motion and lands with a splat on the wall behind him
Roy imagines Ed taking him deep into his throat and swallowing around him
Roy imagines spooging in Ed’s mouth
Roy spooges in his hand

Have a great Beginning of yet another week Everyone!!! XDDD

Come Here - A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble
Note: Only spell checked. I need a break from WORKING MY ASS OFF! F'in hell where are my cig's!?
Author: KrisKenshin
Paring: ROYxEd, Yaoi, Gag, Drabble
Rating: PG-13 'ish
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Sheesh, quit asking!





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Thank's for reading!!! XD

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It was bound to happen. Here is Roy and Ed's Vacation. XD

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I just found this today...

( Roy and Maes just drawn really hot...no yaoi... sadness )

Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Roy x Ed
Type: Gag, Fluff, Yaoi, Lemon

Rating: NC-17 to R (for foul language and graphic sexual situations)

The Silence! - Chapter 5 – I Can Be Contrary

Somehow that FUCKING BASTARD PLANNED THIS!!! “I am NOT AFRAID!“ XD


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