Eating Fairies XD

[kriskenshin]

You remember that time when we stayed awake all night at that park on the swings and talking for hours? We came up with some crazy ideas that night. Well until that swarm attacked us and we were forced to jump in the river to get away. But you still got that one fairy stuck in your through that had managed to climb its way up your nostril. You were freaking out so bad and I laughed my ass off. GAWD that was great! XD What did you say it tasted like? Dirt? Yeah I think that’s what you said. I also had a recording device on me at the time and had my secretary put it on paper:

You:
*pulls out oversized fly swatter and starts swinging*
Kris:
POOR FAIRIES!!!!!!
You:
hahahahahahahahaha
You:
what do you expect, one went up my nose !!!!!!
You:
*glare*
Kris:
yes, they are not very nice fairies
Kris:
but they are still fairies!!!
You:
*folds arms and grumbles under breath*
Kris:
hahahahahahaha
Kris:
just sneez
Kris:
it'll have to come out then
You:
ITS TOO LATE!!!! I SWALLOWED IT!!!!!! *tears welling in eyes*
Kris:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Kris:
sadness
You:
*gags* taste like dirt
Kris:
what ever!
Kris:
that was a fairy
Kris:
a FAIRY
Kris:
at least it should have tasted like sparkles
You:
*coughing with tears streaming down face* you can say what you want but have you ever swallowed a fairy?
Kris:
have yoUUUUU
You:
*throws arms up* i told you it just went up my nose!!!!
Kris:
what ever!
You:
hahahahahahhaa
Kris:
poor fairy
You:
hahahahahahahahaha
Kris:
what can i say, i am not a carnivorous fairy eater
You:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
You:
no worries I just called my doctor and he sais they are NOT poisonous
You:
YAY!
Kris:
of course they are not poisonous,, they are fairies, not dwarfs
You:
ok your right on that point
You:
I was just freaking out
You:
its not everyday I swallow imaginary creatures
You:
don’t hold it against me
Kris:
what? is just like eating buggers
Kris:
don't you think?
You:
no way man it was totally struggling for its life for a second
You:
tickled my nose hairs
Kris:
then it's like sushi
You:
ewwwwwwwww
Kris:
XD
You:
*gags as imagining tiny fairy head on rice*
Kris:
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
You:
im gonna make fod and stuff
Kris:
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You:
food
You:
cause I dont know what fod taste like
You:
could be bad
Kris:
hahahahahahahahahaha
You:
like decapitated fairy head
Kris:
i think it tastes like sunflowers
Kris:
have you ever had one?
You:
no but I have eatendandy lion
Kris:
XP
You:
*raises eyebrow*
Kris:
never had dandylion
Kris:
I’ve had lion
Kris:
But I don't think it was dandy
You:
i was a kid and my sister said they were edible so I ate one
You:
hahahahahahaha
You:
ok brb
Kris:
ok
You:
k im back
Kris:
welcome
You:
i decided to have 5 cheese lasagna instead of cheese and meat lasagna
You:
hahahahahahahahahaha
Kris:
what?! was the fairy not enough?!!!
Kris:
poor fairy!
You:
*runs to lab slamming the door and cackling madly*
Kris:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha
Kris:
ooohhh!!! poor fairy died for no reason!
You:
*two seconds later door flies open and presents a robot fairy*
You:
MNMMMUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Kris:
does it move mechanically too?
You:
*grins and nods*
Kris:
oh, sadness
Kris:
You must develop better technology
You:
*throws arms up in the air and stomps back to the lab*
Kris:
hahahahahaha
Kris:
thank you!!!!!
You:
hahahahahahahahahahaha
You:
*evil laughter echoes through the building*
You:
*lab door slams open*
Kris:
just don't let it look like Frankenstein’s bride
Kris:
ok?
You:
* spattered in blood*
Kris:
oh no!
You:
*present me with a pieced together fairy made from the bodies of corpses*
You:
BBBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kris:
*cry*
You:
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kris:
*cry*


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