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kriskenshinEd’s Lunch – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble
Pairing: Roy x Ed x Scar x Al Implied Yaoi, Crack, Drabble
Rating: PG-13 (for foul language and insinuations of a sexual nature)
Author: KrisKenshin
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did we would still be watching new episodes, which would have ultimately ended up with Roy and Ed getting together in an overpoweringly FLUFFY way that would have lead to them constantly having SMEX in every possible situation, location, and POSITION~!
WARNING: If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.
Note: Italics = Ed’s Thoughts.
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“You can’t kill Fullmetal” Roy grinned ridiculously.
Scar glared at him as Roy flung his arm around Ed’s shoulder “And why would that be?” he asked icily while promising violence with his eyes.
Ed furiously tried to pry the Colonels fingers off of him. ACK! Did he just touch my ASS!?! “GET YOUR PERVY HANDS OFF ME!” he bellowed.
Squeezing Ed’s cheeks, his right hand on his face and his left fully groping his ass making Ed blush furiously, “Because he’s just so adorable” talking in a baby voice followed by kissing noises. “That’s why.”
Pausing to take a better look at the short blond, eyes squinting slightly, “Hmm… I can see where you are coming from.”
Eyes bugging, “WHAT THE HELL!?!” screeched Ed choking on his words. “AL, HELP!!!!”
Placing his finger tips to his chin to think this new development over, “Yes, that would be acceptable as well” Scar said smoothly letting a sly smile creep across his features.
Roy smirked.
And Ed?
… well
… Ed Barfed!
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END
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Scar glared at him as Roy flung his arm around Ed’s shoulder “And why would that be?” he asked icily while promising violence with his eyes.
Ed furiously tried to pry the Colonels fingers off of him. ACK! Did he just touch my ASS!?! “GET YOUR PERVY HANDS OFF ME!” he bellowed.
Squeezing Ed’s cheeks, his right hand on his face and his left fully groping his ass making Ed blush furiously, “Because he’s just so adorable” talking in a baby voice followed by kissing noises. “That’s why.”
Pausing to take a better look at the short blond, eyes squinting slightly, “Hmm… I can see where you are coming from.”
Eyes bugging, “WHAT THE HELL!?!” screeched Ed choking on his words. “AL, HELP!!!!”
Placing his finger tips to his chin to think this new development over, “Yes, that would be acceptable as well” Scar said smoothly letting a sly smile creep across his features.
Roy smirked.
And Ed?
… well
… Ed Barfed!
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END
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