kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Ed PFFFT)
What's that? - A Full metal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble
Note: Meme drabble thingy for vexed_wench ( I drabble the way *I* wanna drabble :P ) :D
Author: KrisKenshin
Pairing: Kain Ed, Gag, Drabble, Crack
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Sheesh quit asking.
What's that? )

Brain Talk

Apr. 20th, 2009 07:45 pm
kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Ed GIVIN' YOU A BITCH SLAPIN animated)

Roy: Fullmetal, I’m going home. *gets up from his chair*

Ed: I hate you and am never gonna talk to you again. *crosses his arms, slumps down in his chair and pouts about being stuck filling out paperwork before grabbing a skittle and hitting Roy smack in the middle of his forehead*

Roy: Now that’s not nice at all. You are my subordinate and you have to behave accordingly weather you want to or not! *picks up one of his own skittles off his desk and throws it back at Ed*

Ed: *get the skittle in the eye, yells and flails in a ridiculous and entirely overdramatic way before retaliating by grabbing a hand full and throwing it at Roy’s head* HA! YOU BASTARD!!

Roy: *skittles bounce off his face as he stands perfectly still glaring at Ed* You asked for it! *grabs Two hands full of skittles and throws them as hard as he can because he knows Ed’s head is hard as a rock*

Ed: *gets pelted harshly but is not affected… because his head is hard as a rock.* YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!!! *transmutes a potato gun out of the floor and shoots economy sized skittle bags, pre-opened and ready for spillage EVERYWHERE, at Roy* MUAHAHAHAHA >:D

Roy: *eyes widen… only slightly cause they don’t get very big* Wow! *pulls out a big bag from nowhere, holds it out, and tries to see how many he can catch while avoiding getting hit. Then grabs a bb gun (also out of nowhere) and shoots like a sniper with the skittles as bullets* Ohh yeah, I used the skittles you shot at me! Man I be shootin you with your own amo! MUAHAHAHAHA! XD

Ed: HAHAHAHA *takes a couple painful hits before scooping up the fired rounds and putting them in a air rifle aiming for Roy’s ‘party favors’ and firing*

Roy: *smoothly dodges each shot but is no longer amused* No one messes with MY ‘PARTY FAVORS’!!! *seizes the potato gun from Ed, fills it to the brim with the skittles, fires strait at Ed and snaps his fingers at the same instant*

Ed: OH SHIT!!!! O.O!!!! SKITTLE-NAPALM!!! *is BBQ*

Roy: *chuckles because he is victorious* heh heh heh :D







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Roy:
*notices the office is on fire* … damn >.<



kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Random READING CRAZY THIS IS CRAZY)
Wishing Krunk, Blysse, Cheryl and enveryone else a wonderful Sunday.

What Roy did after everyone left chat last night:

Roy saunters into the sexing room littered with plush pillows of every color
Roy is naked
Roy flops down into a pile of green, red, yellow, and blue, much of which is covered in elaborate patterns snaking in gold and silver across their surfaces
Roy thinks about ruling the world
Roy is still naked
Roy cackles madly as he thinks about holding the world in his palms
Roy thinks about a tiny Ed and a tiny Havoc standing on the world he holds in his palms
Roy thinks about how the tiny Ed and tiny Havoc are also naked
Roy grins because he sees they have tiny boners
Roy gets his own boner
Roy no longer thinks of tiny Ed and tiny Havoc
Roy thinks about normal sized Ed and normal sized Havoc
Roy grins because Ed is not normal sized
Roy thinks about Ed’s hand on his aching cock
Roy moans
Roy wraps his hand around his dripping erection
Roy imagines Havoc licking his left nipple
Roy licks his lips
Roy pulls slowly up and down on his shaft
Roy is imagining Ed’s mouth doing this
Roy shudders
Roy imagines Havoc licking his right nipple
Roy thinks about eating Italian food, from that nice restaurant down the street, you know the one, with the valet parking? …Yeah that’s the one.
Roy imagines Havoc trying to swallow his tongue
Roy imagines trying very hard to help Havoc swallow his tongue
Roy imagines Ed’s head bobbing up and down in his crotch
Roy humps into his hand
Roy imagines Havoc fucking his own hand just so Roy can enjoy watching him fuck his own hand
Roy begins to pant
Roy imagines Ed taking him deeper with every bob of his head
Roy pumps his cock faster
Roy thinks about how much Havoc seems to be enjoying his hand
Roy arches his back humping harder
Roy imagines Havoc cumming
Roy imagines Havoc’s cum flying across the room, glistening in the coming dawns light, as it sail in slow motion and lands with a splat on the wall behind him
Roy imagines Ed taking him deep into his throat and swallowing around him
Roy imagines spooging in Ed’s mouth
Roy spooges in his hand

Have a great Beginning of yet another week Everyone!!! XDDD
kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Ed WORKING KrisKenshin)
Come Here - A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble
Note: Only spell checked. I need a break from WORKING MY ASS OFF! F'in hell where are my cig's!?
Author: KrisKenshin
Paring: ROYxEd, Yaoi, Gag, Drabble
Rating: PG-13 'ish
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Sheesh, quit asking!





Come Here )
 




Thank's for reading!!! XD

What?

Nov. 6th, 2008 10:40 pm
kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Ed WORKING KrisKenshin)

Ed: Oh FOR FUCK SAKE!!!

Me: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!

Ed: YES IT IS! YOU’RE THE ONE CONTROLLING THAT ... THAT... BUTTON PAD!!

Me: ...keyboard?

Ed: THAT’S WHAT I SAD!!!

Me: um hum.

Ed: ...

Me: ...

Ed: well?

Me: I don't know what's wrong. Sorry.

Ed: You don't sound sorry.

Me: WELL I AM! I'M REAL FREAKIN SORRY!!! IT'S JUST NOT WORKING!!

Ed: ...

Me: WHAT!?!

Ed: and people call me a spaz.

Me: O.o!


kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Roy SING KrisKenshin)

Note: I’m Bored again. XD

Author: KrisKenshin

Paring: RoyxEd, Implied Yaoi, Gag, Drabble

Rating: PG-13 ‘ish

Disclaimer: Don’t own it. Sheesh quit asking.

 

 

Ass Hole! <---located here )

kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Default)

You remember that time when we stayed awake all night at that park on the swings and talking for hours? We came up with some crazy ideas that night. Well until that swarm attacked us and we were forced to jump in the river to get away. But you still got that one fairy stuck in your through that had managed to climb its way up your nostril. You were freaking out so bad and I laughed my ass off. GAWD that was great! XD What did you say it tasted like? Dirt? Yeah I think that’s what you said. I also had a recording device on me at the time and had my secretary put it on paper:



Read The ENTIRE Fiasco XD )


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kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Roy SING KrisKenshin)

Happy Birthday Ed!!! – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

Note: This is from lack of anything to do. I’m bored.

Author: KrisKenshin

Pairing: Roy x Ed Yaoi, Gag, Crack, Drabble, AU, Maes

Rating: NC-17 (?? I guess *shrugs*)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! (I have something in my eye)

WARNING: This contains a mini Yaoi grenade, about the size of  peanut, that I toss in the general direction of the FMA universe. If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.

 

 

Happy Birthday Ed!!! XD <---Read it Now! )



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Please :D

Oct. 9th, 2008 08:43 pm
kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Ed is not a HOBBIT)
Ed:Are you talking about Al? Because I have no Idea what you would call that. Sleep, meditation, or just maybe he turns off. I couldn’t say. I shouldn’t say this, but it freaks me out when I see him like that and all the sudden he turns on his eyes. I get a chill. They are like red demon eyes. *shiver* and if he’s not turned “off” he’s up reading or wandering around at all hours of the morning. Don’t get me wrong I would die for my brother… and have, but sometimes he’s just plain creepy. So what I’m saying is could you please keep him at your place because I keep thinking he’s watching me and I haven’t been able to sleep for DAYS!! PLEASE!!!! I know you will get along Al likes EVERYONE! *puppy eyes* You could keep him in the hall closet if you wanted. I don’t think he would mind.
Me:Ummm...
kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (ed HOT KrisKenshin)

A Hero Among Us – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble

Note: This bit was written and removed from "The Silence" just last night for not playing along with the rules. It went 'Out of Bounds' and I could NOT allow such Crack in my story. But I still kind of liked it…not a lot mind you…but a little…and I don't have a problem showing you my horrible mistakes. I hope you enjoy this atrocity because I'm sure there will be more to come. *sigh*

Author: KrisKenshin

Pairing: Roy x Ed Yaoi, Gag, Crack, Drabble, AU

Rating: NC-17 (for lots of foul language and situations of a sexual nature that are in front of Al, which is why I removed this from "The Silence" and I even had to edit some things out of this bit before I was comfortable posting what is here now because I can't even begin to tell you how much I don't like Elcrest.. I told my brain not to go there but it never listens to me…never…stupid brain…does whatever the Hell it wants to...I don't understand how it can do that... controlled by aliens or something…Roy Ed Yaoi Smut Loving Aliens…hmmm…start the anal probe any time!)

Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did we would still be watching new episodes, which would have ultimately ended up with Roy and Ed getting together in an overpoweringly FLUFFY way that would have lead to them constantly having SMEX in every possible situation, location, and POSITION~!

WARNING: If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.

Note: Italics = Random Thoughts…not sure where they come from.

 

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A Hero Among Us <---- Read it Here! )

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kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Ed ? KrisKenshin)

Ed’s Lunch – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction Drabble
Pairing: Roy x Ed x Scar x Al Implied Yaoi, Crack, Drabble
Rating: PG-13 (for foul language and insinuations of a sexual nature)
Author: KrisKenshin
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did we would still be watching new episodes, which would have ultimately ended up with Roy and Ed getting together in an overpoweringly FLUFFY way that would have lead to them constantly having SMEX in every possible situation, location, and POSITION~!
WARNING: If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.

Note: Italics = Ed’s Thoughts.

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Ed's Lunch <---Eat Here! XD )



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kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Ed ? KrisKenshin)
 
The Body – A Fullmetal Alchemist FanFiction Drabble
Pairing:
Roy, Ed, Drabble, Character Death, Crack, AU
Rating: PG-13 (for Roy’s dead body and Ed’s potty mouth)
Author: KrisKenshin
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist!
Note: All conversation is held by Edward.

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The Body <---Pass the Crack Please! )

 

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kriskenshin: Star Trek WTF!! (Roy x Ed KISS)
 
Luff – A Fullmetal Alchemist Fan Fiction
Pairing: Roy x Ed, Yaoi, Fluff, Drabble
Rating: PG
Author: KrisKenshin
Disclaimer: I do NOT own, in any way, Fullmetal Alchemist! If I did we would still be watching new episodes, which would have ultimately ended up with Roy and Ed getting together in an overpoweringly FLUFFY way!
WARNING: If you don’t like Yaoi (or also known as Gay relations, implied or sexually explicit, both of which may be included here, or may not, I haven’t decided yet) you should immediately press the BACK button and remove yourself from the situation that you are about to involve your retinas in, which of course could cause slight irritation and possible burning in some cases.
Note: Italics = Roy’s Thoughts.

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Luff <---Read it now! )

 

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