Note: Meme drabble thingy for vexed_wench ( I drabble the way *I* wanna drabble :P ) :D
Pairing: Kain Ed, Gag, Drabble, Crack
Disclaimer: Don't own it. Sheesh quit asking.
Ed: *pops up from nowhere behind Kain* What’s that?
Kain: *jumps* Whah!?
Ed: *looks out of the corner of his eye at Kain* That. *points*
Kain: *jumps quickly to get in front of Ed* nu-nu- nothing! *blush takes control of his entire head *
Ed: *raises eyebrow and pushes past Kain* Doesn’t look like nothing to me. *frown*
Kain: *gulps and slowly steps away from Ed* … *looks scared shitless*
Ed: *looks down slowly and back up to Kain… and down and up… and down and back* …*quietly grumbles* Kain?
Kain: *stops breathing and freezes in place*
Ed: *slowly turns to face Kain fully and glares* Explain yourself. *clenching and unclenching his fists*
Kain: *turns slightly blue from not breathing*
Ed: * flash of fangs and barks* Kain!
Kain: *flinches and gasps, color flooding back to his head* It’s … well… it was a gift.
Ed: *face contorts between disgust, confusion, horror… and was that… pleased?*
Kain: *really fucking worried look on his face*
Ed: *expression settles…*
Ed: *turns away from Kain and climbs on*
Kain: *shocked* Your gonna do it NOW!?!
Ed: *grinning* Sure why not?
Kain: *still shocked*
Ed: *pushes the button and grins like a loon*
Kain: *watches as Ed rides the Mechanical Bull that Roy gave him for his birthday*